- In Dr. Pimple Popper’s new Instagram videos, she helps multiple patients dealing with cysts.
- She uses her scissors, scalpel, and her fingers to clear each one out.
- Dr. Pimple Popper squeezes some surprising things, like bacon and walnuts, out of the cysts.
Dermatologist Sandra Lee, MD, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, has a warm welcome for all her Popaholics after a busy holiday weekend. You all know what that means: pimple popping and lots of it. In her latest Instagram videos, she tackles cysts of all shapes and sizes.
First up are multiple scalp cysts. These “little beans” are actually pilar cysts. Dr. Pimple Popper really has to work for each one. They don’t come out easily. She makes a small incision in her patient’s scalp, then drains each one out with multiple squeezes.
Dr. Pimple Popper ‘s fans have all kinds of reactions to these pops. “That one kinda reminded me of bacon coming out.. ” Another fan compared it to a “crusty walnut.” It doesn’t really matter exactly what it looked like, “That was a delicious pop!!”
Next up is a buttery steatocystoma. Dr. Pimple Popper doesn’t call her by name, but her fans recognize her as Momma Squishy . It’s a quick visit for her. The doc takes care of one surface-level steatocystoma. It gushes a buttery, oily substance with a little squeeze. It was short and sweet for the fans. One wrote: “thats like dessert for me.”
Now that you have some buttery topping for your popcorn, you can settle in and enjoy the last two cyst pops. This Instagram video comes with a sensitive content warning and all the pimple puns from the fans. That doesn’t deter Dr. Pimple Popper, who dives in and gets an “Extra Cheeeeeeeeezy” pile of goo in return. The cyst got a head start and spit on her mid-squeeze. Her fans came through with the puns: “It in-cysted on being known ” and “guess it gave u some aCYSTance”
Last but definitely not least, is cyst number four. Dr. Pimple Popper synced up her squeeze to some lively classical music. She says they go well together, and her fans agree. One wrote, “Love the music! Nice touch! ” The doc has a nice touch with the pop as well. She squeezes out a steady stream of yellow goo.
“I’m so weird, but I love watching these. They’re sooo soothing and relaxing.” I think around 6 million subscribers would agree this feeling is mutual, and not in the least bit weird.